Masturnapping

-Masturnapping: the ultimate in lazy indulgence.  To spend a day masturnapping is to spend the day idly cycling between eating, masturbating, watching TV, and napping.

My very dear friend Layla introduced me to this word.  I was so glad to have a word to encapsulate those days where you manage to get absolutely nothing of any use to any other human beings done.  It's one of those words that you don't get to use very often, but when you do use it, it's perfect.

Or maybe you do get to use it often.  You should be careful, you'll go blind or something.